So we all have been there where we have struggled to lose weight with fad diets and tried it all from starving to slogging in the gym for 2-3 hours. But there are some people who forever seem to pretend that they eat healthy and are (and I quote) ‘on a diet’. Obnoxious things they do just make us laugh in our heads because they are still the same, without losing and ounce or an inch. Here are some of the funniest of them-
1. Walk Around With An Empty Plate at Buffets
They will walk around the entire buffet serve with empty plates, smirking at everything! They will ask what is oil free and low on calories, while the poor steward mumbles about the right nutritional value of the food!
2. Eat From Other’s Plate
Since everything on the buffet is laden with carbs and fat, they will keep trying things from other people’s plate till they are full. Then they will finally take food on their plates and keep commenting on how little they eat.
3. I Will Just Take A Bite Of That Dessert
So you get that gooey brownie all for yourself and find this pretend dieter eating it all up. They claim to just take a bite, but end up eating most of your food. Then they wait for your to get them another serve!
4. Comment On Your Food
And if eating up everything from your plate wasn’t enough, they will comment on your unhealthy eating habits.
5. This Diet Has Helped Me Get Such Good Shape
Yes and the word you are looking for is round and balloonish. For confirmation please check weighing scales.
6. A Diet Soda Please
Of course, you need to balance those calories by opting for a healthy meal eh!
7. Keep Talking About Their Pretend Diets
Yeah yeah we know you researched all about Atkins so put it to practice rather than preaching.