7 Things People Do When They Pretend To Be On A Diet

Things People Do When They Pretend To Be On A Diet

So we all have been there where we have struggled to lose weight with fad diets and tried it all from starving to slogging in the gym for 2-3 hours. But there are some people who forever seem to pretend that they eat healthy and are (and I quote) ‘on a diet’. Obnoxious things they do just make us laugh in our heads because they are still the same, without losing and ounce or an inch. Here are some of the funniest of them-

1. Walk Around With An Empty Plate at Buffets

They will walk around the entire buffet serve with empty plates, smirking at everything! They will ask what is oil free and low on calories, while the poor steward mumbles about the right nutritional value of the food!

Walk Around With An Empty Plate at Buffets

2. Eat From Other’s Plate

Since everything on the buffet is laden with carbs and fat, they will keep trying things from other people’s plate till they are full. Then they will finally take food on their plates and keep commenting on how little they eat.

Eat From Other's Plate

3. I Will Just Take A Bite Of That Dessert

So you get that gooey brownie all for yourself and find this pretend dieter eating it all up. They claim to just take a bite, but end up eating most of your food. Then they wait for your to get them another serve!

I Will Just Take A Bite Of That Dessert

4. Comment On Your Food

And if eating up everything from your plate wasn’t enough, they will comment on your unhealthy eating habits.

Comment On Your Food



5. This Diet Has Helped Me Get Such Good Shape

Yes and the word you are looking for is round and balloonish. For confirmation please check weighing scales.

This Diet Has Helped Me Get Such Good Shape

6. A Diet Soda Please

Of course, you need to balance those calories by opting for a healthy meal eh!

A Diet Soda Please

7. Keep Talking About Their Pretend Diets

Yeah yeah we know you researched all about Atkins so put it to practice rather than preaching.

Keep Talking About Their Pretend Diets